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It’s been 7-ish weeks of quarantine, folks. That’s 147 French meals, some of which featured food I never knew existed.
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I’m all coats and dirty hair now, and hopefully blending in a bit.
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You merely adopted the isolation. I was born in it, molded by it.
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I’m not talking about obvious stuff you read on Buzzfeed. I’m talking niche and deeply biased advice for living in Paris, France.
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Some differences between LA and Paris are obvious–like trading freeways for metros. Others, I would never have thought of.
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A very biased account of everything you need to know when you visit Disneyland Paris, especially about how bad the Indiana Jones ride there is.
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French breakfast is different from your breakfast, but it’s also extremely important so don’t talk shit about it.
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In a fit of optimism, I thought we’d be the first international movers to receive our moving boxes early.
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A very abridged and unresearched first-person account of what the transportation strikes in Paris have been like.
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In Paris everyone is constantly eating, carrying, or buying bread. And you can too!
FRANCHEMENT 